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- November 26, 1993
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- Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much
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- 10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you
- 9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall
- 8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the Earth's axis
- 7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet
- 6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July
- 5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram warning you to "Back off!"
- 4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else
- (A clip (previously shown on one of the first CBS shows) is shown of a
- "fat" Dave eating a big bag of potato chips)
- 3. Getting off your couch requires help of the fire department
- 2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt
- 1. You're sweatin' gravy
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